Question and Answer BLONDE JOKES >>
What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
1 - They both have a black box.
2 - Both have a cockpit.
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
Did you hear about the blonde who had an apendix operation?
Well, now she is making money on the side.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?
Nail polish!
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
Branch Manager.
What will she ask you?
"Is it mine?"
How do you drown a Blonde??
Put a mirror in the bathtub...
How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
When she farts, her knees bag.
How does a blonde part their hair?
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
What do Blondes say after sex?
1 - Thanks Guys.
2 - Are you boys all in the same band?
3 - Do you guys all play for the (..............)? insert team name here.
What does a blond put behind her ears to attract men?
Her ankles!
How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs?
She fell out of the tree.
How does a blond hemophiliac cure herself?
With acupuncture!
Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
So she could lip read.
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Fertilised.
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
So they have somewhere to put thier legs.
Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Because it kept falling out.
Why does a Blonde prefer tilt steering?
More headroom.
What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde?
He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck.
What do most blonds have against condoms?
Their cheeks!
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
Why does a blond eat beans on Saturday?
So she can take a bubble bath on Sunday.
What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
What do you have when there are three blondes in a corner?
An Air Pocket
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
After a dye job.
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Grade 4.
How does a blonde like her eggs?
Unfertilised.
What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you get on a trampoline.
If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
How does a blonde hold her liquor?
By the ears.
What is the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One is a busy ditch.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
What do you call a smart blond?
A labrador.
How does a blonde get pregnant?
And I thought blondes were dumb!
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
Full.
How can you tell a real blond from a fake?
Fuck her!
What is 74 to a blonde?
69 plus G.S.T.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!?
How would a blond punctuate the following? :"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde.
What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A blonde going through a flashing red light.
What do blondes do for foreplay?
Remove their underwear.
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead.
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
Her IQ goes up!
What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes.
What do you call a blonde in leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
What do blondes and computers have in common?
You never appreciate either until they go down on you.
How does a blond screw in a lightbulb?
She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An air mattress.
What do you call a circle of blondes?
A dope ring.......
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still sticky.
What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits!"
Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
What do a Bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have little Black Boxes
Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A blond electrician
What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
Far-from-thinkin
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
Did you hear about the blonde girl who thought her typewriter was pregnant?
Seems it was skipping periods.
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
She was having sunny periods.
Why do blonds have orgasms ?
So they know when to stop having sex !
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawn mower?
The green "Welcome" mat is ripped all to shreds.
Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduces herself, gets up, and goes home.
Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
Because she loved children.
How can you tell if she has been back to the computer?
Writing on the whiteout.
What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Why did they call the blond "Twinkie"?
She was always being filled with cream.
Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.
What do you call a virgin blonde?
An ugly 3rd grader.
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Because they can understand them.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Butter is difficult to spread.
Did you hear about the blonde who lost 85% of her brains?
Her husband died.
What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before
When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Why do blondes have periods?
They deserve them.
What does a blonde say in the morning?
Who ARE you guys?
Why did they call the blond twinkie?
She liked to be filled with cream.
What do you call a smart blond?
1 - A golden retriever.
2 - An indicator of a really bad hangover.
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
Sweet Fuck All...
If you have 3 blondes sitting on a couch, how do you know which one is the cock sucker?
The one spitting feathers!
Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley.
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Other BLONDE JOKES >>
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
A blonde is suffering froma sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his torch and says "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp
t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said "I wish I were smarter than her."
She became a brunette. The third blond said "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says, "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.
Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Another blonde sent a post card home:
"Having a wonderful time....Where am I?"
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?"
"He was on top ", she replyed.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over. The cop says "May I see your license please?" The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face and asks what a license is.
The cop answers by saying that she had to take a written test, a drivers test, then if she passed, she got a little piece of paper with her picture and her address on it incased in plastic. "Oh, I think I've got one of those. So the blonde digs in her purse and pulls out the license. The officer goes back to call it in. A minute later, he
returns and asks for her registration. "What's a regristration?" she asks. "When you purchase a car, we send you license plates, a sticker and a little pink peice of paper with the model of the car on it." She stops and thinks about it for a minute, then says "OH, I think I have one of those." And she digs in the glove compartment and produces the regristration slip. The cop goes back to the squad car and calls it in. A minute or two later, the cop comes back with his pants down and his rod hanging out. "Miss I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalizer test."
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it? "The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were standing together and someone dropped a $100 bill in front of them, who would pick it up?
The dumb blonde....there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or a smart blonde.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late.
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody. I called her up later and asked how she like it. She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she had taken it out of the crate.
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
How is a blonde like a.......
Hairdryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
Vaccum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
Over the weekend I(can't remember name - on newsgrazer) heard a blonde telling this joke:
Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?
Blonde Answers: An interprolater!
We were laughing so hard we thought we were going to die. The funny part was that she thought we were laughing at her joke.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
"I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
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Did you hear about >>
the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blonde who had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
the blonde who was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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