Question and Answer BLONDE JOKES >>
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord.
What do you call a blond driving a car?
An Air Bag
Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
What do blondes and cow chips have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do you call a brunette and four blondes standing on a street corner?
Regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks!
What does a blond say during a porno?
There I am!!
How do blondes commit suicide?
They put spikes on their shoulder pads.
Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down.
What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
Shine a torch in her ears.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
What do tou call ten blondes in a swimming pool?
An air pocket.
How does a blond screw in a lightbulb?
She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor.
Why are there no dumb brunettes?
Peroxide.
What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
About 2 cans of hair spray
How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
Just One... Boomer Esiason.
How do you kill a blonde?
Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies???
3, 2 to make the batter, and 2 to peel the M&Ms..... sorry (3, 2 to make the batter and 1 to peel the M&Ms).....
What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading.
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room.
What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
Bobbing for Bimbos.
How do you know a blond likes you?
She screws you two nights in a row.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A blond doing cartwheels.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
All you can eat, under a buck.
Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
Did you hear about the Blonde who won a gold medal?
She was so proud that she had it bronzed.
Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
But why do brunettes take the pill ?
Wishful Thinking.
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
What does a blonde say first thing in the morning?
Are all you guys on the same team?
What do Blondes say after sex?
1 - Thanks Guys.
2 - Are you boys all in the same band?
3 - Do you guys all play for the Swans?
What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits!"
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.
What do you call a circle of blondes?
A dope ring.......
What does a blond say after making love?
"Thanks guys..."
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
The vegetable garden.
What do you call a smart blond?
A labrador.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.
What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
Divorced.
Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
She was having sunny periods.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?
Who cares
What is 74 to a blonde?
69 plus G.S.T.
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
What will she ask you?
"Is it mine?"
Why was the blonde delighted when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 11 months?
Because the box said 2 to 4 years.
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
If you have 3 blondes sitting on a couch, how do you know which one is the cock sucker?
The one spitting feathers!
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
After a dye job.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.
How is a blonde like a frying pan?
You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Why do blondes have periods?
They deserve them.
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang it the looser it gets.
What does a blonde say in the morning?
Who ARE you guys?
Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
Because she loved children.
How can you tell if she has been back to the computer?
Writing on the whiteout.
What do four blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of.
Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley.
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
You never appreciate either until they go down on you.
What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
1 - They both have a black box.
2 - Both have a cockpit.
What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?
Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Did you hear about the blonde girl who thought her typewriter was pregnant?
Seems it was skipping periods.
What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Why do blondes tattoo their zipcode under their belly button?
So they can get the male into the right box.
What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
Sweet Fuck All...
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you get on a trampoline.
How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
Kick open the car door.
How does a blonde high-5?
She smacks herself in the forehead.
How can you tell when a blonde has used your computer?
Whiteout all over the screen.
Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
Cause she blows the horn!!!!!
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
How do you brainwash a Blonde?
Give her an enema.
Why did they call the blond twinkie?
She liked to be filled with cream.
Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
She blew it both times!
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How is a blonde like a.......
Hairdryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
Vaccum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it? "The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody. I called her up later and asked how she like it. She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she had taken it out of the crate.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
"I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late.
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp
t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said "I wish I were smarter than her."
She became a brunette. The third blond said "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
A blonde is suffering froma sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his torch and says "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?"
"He was on top ", she replyed.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over. The cop says "May I see your license please?" The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face and asks what a license is.
The cop answers by saying that she had to take a written test, a drivers test, then if she passed, she got a little piece of paper with her picture and her address on it incased in plastic. "Oh, I think I've got one of those. So the blonde digs in her purse and pulls out the license. The officer goes back to call it in. A minute later, he
returns and asks for her registration. "What's a regristration?" she asks. "When you purchase a car, we send you license plates, a sticker and a little pink peice of paper with the model of the car on it." She stops and thinks about it for a minute, then says "OH, I think I have one of those." And she digs in the glove compartment and produces the regristration slip. The cop goes back to the squad car and calls it in. A minute or two later, the cop comes back with his pants down and his rod hanging out. "Miss I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalizer test."
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says, "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
Over the weekend I(can't remember name - on newsgrazer) heard a blonde telling this joke:
Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?
Blonde Answers: An interprolater!
We were laughing so hard we thought we were going to die. The funny part was that she thought we were laughing at her joke.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.
Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Another blonde sent a post card home:
"Having a wonderful time....Where am I?"
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were standing together and someone dropped a $100 bill in front of them, who would pick it up?
The dumb blonde....there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or a smart blonde.
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Did you hear about >>
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blonde who was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blonde who had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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