Question and Answer BLONDE JOKES >>
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An air mattress.
Why did they call the blond twinkie?
She liked to be filled with cream.
How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
Why do blonds avoid self serve gas stations?
Hey! this is a JAP joke - not a Blond joke!
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A waste.
What does a blonde say first thing in the morning?
Are all you guys on the same team?
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What does a Blonde do first thing in the morning?
Gets dressed and goes home.
Why do blondes wear underwear?
They make good ankle warmers.
Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley.
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Why Did The Blonde Have Bruises around Her Navel?
Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
1 - 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
2 - Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
How do you drown a blond?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.
What do blonde virgins eat?
Baby food.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
Bucket seats.
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Grade 4.
What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
Frosted Flakes.
What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common?
They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
What will she ask you?
"Is it mine?"
What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading.
How do you get a blonde pregnant?
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
They spread for the bread.
What do you call a virgin blonde?
An ugly 3rd grader.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
They pull up their pants.
How does a blonde get pregnant?
And I thought blondes were dumb!
What is the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One is a busy ditch.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
Branch Manager.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and snif at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.
What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
What does a blonde say in the morning?
Who ARE you guys?
How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
Kick open the car door.
Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?
Who cares
What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
B.J.
If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A blond doing cartwheels.
What do blondes do for foreplay?
Remove their underwear.
Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
From dating blonde men.
Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?
She loves taking pictures (flashes, got it?).
When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down.
What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
Far-from-thinkin
What did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming?
She stopped sucking.
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
Too many blondes were drowning.
What do a Bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have little Black Boxes
Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
She missed the Earth!
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
What do you see when you look deep into the eyes of a blonde?
The back of her head.
Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she
How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs?
She fell out of the tree.
What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What goes "VROOOM SCREECH! VROOOM SCREECH! VROOOM SCREECH!"
A blonde at a flashing red light!
How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100 - 1 to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms.
What do blondes and computers have in common?
You never appreciate either until they go down on you.
What do you call a brunette and four blondes standing on a street corner?
Regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks!
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
What is the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you get on a trampoline.
Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party!
How is a dumb blonde like spaghetti?
They both squirm when you eat them.
Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
*Who cares?*
What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
"Space. The final frontier......"
How does a blonde hold her liquor?
By the ears.
Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduces herself, gets up, and goes home.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
Her IQ goes up!
Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord.
How is a blonde unlike the Titanic?
You know how many men went down on the Titanic.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
What do you call a blonde in leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!
How can you tell when a blonde has used your computer?
Whiteout all over the screen.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.
How does a blonde part their hair?
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
Why do blondes have vaginas?
So guys will talk to them at parties.
How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
By the chipped tooth.
What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
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Other BLONDE JOKES >>
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals (or for Bill Clinton capitols). She proudly said," go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?"
"He was on top ", she replyed.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly.
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says, "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears.
"Whats the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
Blondes...
They take a lickin', and keep on...
Lickin!
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway.
"Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"
"Driver's licence? What's that?..."
"It's a little card with your picture on it."
"Oh, duh! Here it is..."
"May I have your car insurance?"
"What's that?..."
"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."
"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."
The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out. Then I realized I was too late.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her.
Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!"
Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.
Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today"
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it? "The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.
So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his just-spent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those."
Another blonde sent a post card home:
"Having a wonderful time....Where am I?"
How is a blonde like a.......
Hairdryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
Vaccum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex). She walks up to the pharmicist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody. I called her up later and asked how she like it. She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she had taken it out of the crate.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Over the weekend I(can't remember name - on newsgrazer) heard a blonde telling this joke:
Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?
Blonde Answers: An interprolater!
We were laughing so hard we thought we were going to die. The funny part was that she thought we were laughing at her joke.
What about the blonde who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
"I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!"
In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
This beautiful blonde is speeding through town when a police officer pulls her over. The cop says "May I see your license please?" The blonde shows a puzzled look on her face and asks what a license is.
The cop answers by saying that she had to take a written test, a drivers test, then if she passed, she got a little piece of paper with her picture and her address on it incased in plastic. "Oh, I think I've got one of those. So the blonde digs in her purse and pulls out the license. The officer goes back to call it in. A minute later, he
returns and asks for her registration. "What's a regristration?" she asks. "When you purchase a car, we send you license plates, a sticker and a little pink peice of paper with the model of the car on it." She stops and thinks about it for a minute, then says "OH, I think I have one of those." And she digs in the glove compartment and produces the regristration slip. The cop goes back to the squad car and calls it in. A minute or two later, the cop comes back with his pants down and his rod hanging out. "Miss I'm going to have to ask you to take a breathalizer test."
At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
A blonde is suffering froma sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his torch and says "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
"How do you give shoulders?"
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
If Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were standing together and someone dropped a $100 bill in front of them, who would pick it up?
The dumb blonde....there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or a smart blonde.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.
She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp
t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said "I wish I were smarter than her."
She became a brunette. The third blond said "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.
A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No.Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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Did you hear about >>
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?
the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...
the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?
the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.
the blonde who had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
the blonde who only smelled good on the right side? She didn't know where to buy left guard.
the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
the blonde who was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!
the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?
the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...
the blond prostitute who didn't vote? She didn't care who got in.
the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
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